Late Night Electric Watermelon

5 – Do The Dukes

In a place called Hazard County lived a family called the Dukes
Uncle Jesse and the good ole boys, we knew as Bo and Luke
Car chases were de rigeur with Rosco in pursuit
But the only reason I watched the show was because of Daisy Duke

Daisy Duke
Daisy Duke
I’d lie awake at night
And dream of snogging
Daisy Duke

If Boss Hogg had his way the boys would spend their lives in jail
At the end of every episode the plot would surely fail
A clever twist in fate or in the road was all it took
But I couldn’t give a toss I only watched for Daisy Duke
Daisy Duke
Daisy Duke

I’d lie awake at night
And dream of shagging
Daisy Duke
Daisy Duke
Daisy Duke

I’d lie awake at night
And dream of shagging
Daisy Duke

As I turned fourteen a change came over me
I stop looking a Daisy’s shorts and the General Lee
As Graham Norton taught me a nudge was all it took
I stopped dreaming about Daisy and fantasized of Bo and Luke

Bo and Luke
Bo And Luke
I don’t know which one is which
But I’m in love
Bo and Luke
Bo and Luke
Bo And Luke

I lie awake at night
And dream of shagging
Bo and Luke

Daisy Duke
Daisy Duke
I’d lie awake in bed
And dream of shagging
Daisy Duke

Bo and Luke
Bo And Luke
I lie awake at night
And dream of shagging
Bo and Luke
Bo and Luke
As Daisy too

I lie awake at night
And dream of doing
All the Dukes
And Uncle Jesse too
Get on the floor old man

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